KHR 299

Shonen(parody)Update: KHR 299
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Title page is some dude in a cloak waking towards the Vongola mansion.

He could just use the giant hole in the wall.

Tsuna and his bitches are picking up the pieces of their latest ass kicking.

Hibari:"NO ONE TOUCH ME!!! I…lost!...TO A GINGER!"

Dino:"Uh….everyone slowly back away from Hibari."

O_o Hibari's snapped.

Reborn:" You ok?"

Tsuna:" F**K NO! I LOST ANOTHER GUARDIAN,THE RINGS,THE SIN,AND I GOT MY ASS KICKED BY A GINGER KID!"

Tsuna snapped too.

Tsuna:" Enma…I couldn't even fight one Ginger kid!"

Ryohei:" Who knew they planning something like this?"

Everyone who was paying attention?

Gokudera:" They were following us!"

No shit.

Tsuna:" And Fanservice Chrome has been kidnapped!"

Gokudera:" Yeah…Mukuro is gonna be pissed."

Tsuna:"WHO CARES ABOUT MUKURO! I LOST ANOTHER ONE OF MY BITCHES!!"

Jackass.

Nono:" Don't worry! My guardians are tracking them as we-"

9th gen guardian: "Coyote's dead!"

Nono:"Oh…well….s**t."

Even the 9th gen guardians suck at life.

Squald:" Well! I guess it's up to us!"

Nono:" No! Since my guardians failed, you won't stand a change!"

Squald:" But…as  soon as we came they le-"

Nono:" YOUR NOT GOING AND THAT'S FINALE!
"
Reborn:"Also,the rings are broken."

Yes,Reborn. We already knew that.

Nono:"Everything's my fault! Self pity!"

Hibari:"So…what now? Do we just give up."

Gokudear:"I'm good for giving!"  

Nono:" There's no hope left!"

Cloaked dude:" Wrong, bitch."

It's cloaked dude we saw earlier .

CD:"Wow,Nono. You got old…"

Nono:"Look in a mirror before you call anyone old,Talbot."

Gokudera:"WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!"

Reborn:"That's Talbot. An old friend of the Ninth. He's also a metal craftsman."

Ryohei:" What's a craftman?"

Reborn:"look it up,dumbass. Rumor has it, he's been with Vongola since the Primo."

Tsuna:" No freaking way is that true!"

Reborn:" After all the crap we've been though, you don't believe this!?"

Tsuna:"Hell no!"

Talbot:"Let me see the rings."

The old bastard takes the rings from the random butler.

Talbot:"Wow….they got f**ked up bad.  Your opponents had Sin. No wonder you got your asses kicked."

Tsuna:" I'm starting to hate this old man…. Wait, how did you know that?"

Talbot:"That's because I can talk to the spirits in the rings!"

Tsuna:" ಠ_ಠ He's joking, right?"

Nono:" I don't think so."

GOD DAMNIT!

Talbot pokes Tsuna with his cane for some  reason.

Did I mention he's blind? No? Well,he is.

Tsuna:"STOP POKING ME!"

Talbot:"Hohoho! Your just like the rings said."

Tsuna:"I DON'T CARE! STOP POKING ME!"

Talbot:"Oh,Did I mention that I can talk to spirits!"

This is starting to sound like Shaman King…..

Talbot:" I can hear their voices."

Told ya.

Tsuna:"Look,I don't care. Can you fix them or not?"

Talbot:" Mayyyyybe…"

Tsuna:"YES OR NO,OLD MAN!?"

Talbot:" Yeah,yeah,I can."

Nono:"So…they can be fixed?"

Talbot:"Yup! But…

Everyone:"BUT WHAT?!"

Talbot:" If I fix'em in the first form, they'll just get the crapped kicked out of them again."

Everyone:" 8I SO WHAT'S THE POINT!?"

Talbot:" Will you bitches shut up and let my talk? I can upgrade them!"

Wow, Talbot isn't completely senile!

Talbot:" Who's not senile? Where am I? I like cookies."

ಠ_ಠ Nevermind.

Talbot:" BTW,give me your beast rings!"

Ryohei:" Why?"

Talbot:" BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

So, they give him the beast rings.

Talbot:" I'll need his help too."

Talbot opens his cloak and we see a bunch of stuff.

He takes out a vile that looks like sin….

Talbot:" This is the blood of the Vongola Primo…Penalty!"

Tsuna:"….Why did you have that?"

Good question….

Talbot:" Because your mother."

No comment!

Talbot:" Ok! Now we have everything we need! If it works, then the rings will be stronger than ever!"

Tsuna:" Sweet!"

Talbotut,if it fails, the will never shine again!"

Tsuna:" O_O."

Nono:"YOU COULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED THAT FIRST!?"

Talbot:" What do you expect? I'm old.  Your lucky I got here at all!"

Yeah…real lucky….

Talbot:"Anyway, it's up to you,Tenth.:"

Tsuna:" Of course it is…..-_-;"

Tsuna remembers  his two missing bitches.

Tsuna:" Oh, screw it. Fix and upgrade the damn rings."

This is going to take 15 chapters…
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See you guys later.